Summary
"I UNDERSTAND new decisions are seen as controversial by our viewers," declared Simon Cowell. "But it stops the show being boring."
It also stops Tesco Mary making the finals. Convenient, eh? But the day of reckoning has arrived... when the "people of Britain" (copyright Dermot O'Pluggy) decide who has triumphed in this year's pantomime. Oh yes it is!See the full content of this document
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The Party's Over
"It's surreal we have a chance to win," ...
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