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A MAN with a face like a spud walks up to you and a girlfriend in a bar, starts strumming an imaginary guitar and says: "You can call me Justin Timberlake".
No, mate. We'd call you a lot of things. But Justin Timberlake wouldn't be one of them. But when the bloke in question is no ordinary loser using the world's cheesiest chat-up line, but Premiership footballer Wayne Rooney, a whole new set of game rules apply. Wearing that strip gives you total immunity from the real world.See the full content of this document
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Shame of These Wag Wannabes
Rooney's lame line was one of the lighter moments at Man U's Christmas party that was so feral it confirms your worst suspicions t...
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